Quotes

You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger, you have no courage. You're confusing courage woth wisdom.

When we think a thing, the thing we think is not the thing we think we think, but only the thing we think we think we think.

"To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to sat of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true."Aristotle

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'"

don't follow in my footsteps. i run into walls

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

The Following Statement is True:The previous statement is false

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Cereal Killer (picture of a spoon)

I can fix anything.....now, hand me the duck tape.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.


Some of these pertain to me...enjoy!

l8er

-ash