Funny Comic

Ha ha! I thought this was funny and decided to share it with you. :D

l8er

-ash

Play

The school play was awesome! I had a great time. I got free apple cider and I forgot to drink it so it got cold. Then I drank it anyway and it was gross. The skits were amazing and very funny. My cousin Sami was in it. Her skit was my favorite! :) I had fun! Thanks Adela for inviting me! :D

On another note, Christmas is fast approaching. Only 4 days 'till school's out and 10 days 'till Christmas day. All the Christmas specials like Charlie Brown and The Flinstones were already being shown in November. We got our tree up and the foster kittens are having fun tearing it apart. Oh the joys of Christmas! ;P

Listen to the 12 pains of christmas on www.youtube.com it's hilarious! NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING?!?!?!? HA HA HA!

l8er!

-ash

Kaylas will be Kaylas

this is my sister...explains itself...wierdo

l8er

-ash

My Christmas List

1. A 1-2 Person Tent
2. A Single Stove
3. A Compus
4. A First Aid Kit
5. OR A Gift Card for Canadian Tire
6. A Fish
7. A Siberian Husky
8. A Lollipop
9. A Reindeer

Tell me your Christmas List on a message to this post!

l8er

-ash

Daniel X

This is the cover. Read about it at Wikipedia.

The_Dangerous_Days_of_Daniel_X

^

Click here to read all about it!

l8er

-ash

Maximum Ride Book 5!

This is the cover for the 5th book.

Here's the info on it:

Water Wings: A Maximum Ride NovelIt was confirmed that a fifth Maximum Ride book will be released on March 16, 2009. The title of the book was revealed to be Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel. A summary was released in mid-2008: Comfortable in their new safe house, Max and the rest of the Flock finally begin to feel optimistic about their newly-gained freedom. Then they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Then the Flyboys appear--part machine, part human, totally destructive. They are in the service of an ominous Mr. Chu, who has his eyes on the Flock and their unique abilities. And if he can't have them, he'll make sure nobody else can either. As the Flock battles the Flyboys, trouble is bubbling to the surface of the ocean. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and something- or someone- is destroying hundreds of boats. The government asks for the Flock's help and it seems to be the perfect chance to escape from Mr. Chu and his marauding gang of thugs--especially since it means a trip to Hawaii. But danger continues to threaten Max and her friends, while more questions go unanswered. What is the big picture? Who is speaking to Max through her thoughts? Mr. Chu sees his version of the big picture...and Max isn't in it. He sees how clear it is that the flock will not give into his will while their stubborn, determined, deathly strong leader exists. It is inevitable; Maximum Ride must be destroyed. Trouble awaits the flock as they battle to avoid the most dangerous failure they could face, bigger than the ocean itself...the loss of their leader.


-I still don't know if it's going to be called Water Wings or MAX- kinda confused...oh well-

enjoy


l8er

-ash

A picture

I made this picture, well not made the picture, I just put a saying on a picture I took of my dog Mojo and Kayla, the foster kitten. My mom thought it was amazingly funny! Ha ha. Here it is:l8er

-ash

Megan's Party

I had a great time at megz's party yesturday. We saw Eagle Eye- good movie, a 'must see'. Very actiony. And i FINALLY GOT MY LICENCE! I got to drive Megz and K-la everywhere now. fun fun fun!(it really is fun). The 3 kittens are getting big already. They aren't as shy now.

SOOOO....i heard that Twilight is premiering on friday, 23. That's this friday ppl! at silver city(also called famous players).

Maximum ride 5th book is coming out March 16 2009 here's the updated info from Wikipedia:

Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel
It was confirmed that a fifth Maximum Ride book will be released on March 16, 2009. The title of the book was revealed to be Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel. A summary was released in mid-2008: Comfortable in their new safe house, Max and the rest of the Flock finally begin to feel optimistic about their newly-gained freedom. Then they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Then the Flyboys appear--part machine, part human, totally destructive. They are in the service of an ominous Mr. Chu, who has his eyes on the Flock and their unique abilities. And if he can't have them, he'll make sure nobody else can either. As the Flock battles the Flyboys, trouble is bubbling to the surface of the ocean. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and something- or someone- is destroying hundreds of boats. The government asks for the Flock's help and it seems to be the perfect chance to escape from Mr. Chu and his marauding gang of thugs--especially since it means a trip to Hawaii. But danger continues to threaten Max and her friends, while more questions go unanswered. What is the big picture? Who is speaking to Max through her thoughts? Mr. Chu sees his version of the big picture...and Max isn't in it. He sees how clear it is that the flock will not give into his will while their stubborn, determined, deathly strong leader exists. It is inevitable; Maximum Ride must be destroyed. Trouble awaits the flock as they battle to avoid the most dangerous failure they could face, bigger than the ocean itself...the loss of their leader.

that's all for now.

l8er

-ash

Foster: The New Litter- Pictures!

Here are the pictures and names of the new litter:
Saphire, Little Grey, Asia (In the order of the pictures).
Saphire is a girl and the other two are boys.


















-l8er

ash

Foster: Round II

Yes, we got 3 new kittens. They are smaller than the last. So cute.

I will post pictures of the last ones: (in order) Kayla, Ninny, Mooshoo, Tiger, Emily, Max, Mojo

L8er

-ash

Quotes

These Quotes are from another blog: http://parkerbennett.blogspot.com/
I thought they were pretty funny.

"Who put a freakin' door in a freakin' doorway?! GOSH!!" -some random guy at school.
"They misunderestimated me" George W. Bush"
2+2=5 for extremly large values of two."-?
"You thought i thought you think I thought you think you thought? I think." - Patrick on spongebob.
"I reject your reality and substitue my own." - Adam Savage
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
It is better to be queit and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger andbetter idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
-Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers
-They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.
Pratt and Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
-Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees. Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
-China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. Former French President Charles De Gaulle
-"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." George Bush.
-"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.", Dilbert.
-"Hermits have no peer pressure." Steven Wright.
-"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave.
-"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." David Letterman.
-"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."Anonymous.
-"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." Anonymous.
-"Constipated People Don't Give A crap.", Anonymous.
-"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." Steven Wright.
-"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" Homer J Simpson.
-"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."Homer J Simpson.
-"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.", Anonymous.
-"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting." Finley Peter Dunne.
-"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools." Gene Brown.
-"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf." Anonymous.
-"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!" Eric Cartman.
-"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be" Anonymous.
-"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." Homer J Simpson.
-"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." Homer J. Simpson.
-"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." Homer J Simpson.
-"Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"Rita Rudner.

l8er

-ash

Yo

Yo once again. If you have not seen Fang's Blog lately, GO SEE IT NOW! It's freakin' hilarious! Ok, It's not that funny, but it's still amazing. QUESTIONS! Go see it.

Maximum Ride is still on for 2010 and the new book is coming SOON! (book 5) and book 6 will be coming yet. There's also a manga out now. in 'Yen Press'. It's like shonen jump, only it isn't. It's Yen Press. Here's the wiki news:

[edit] Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel
It was confirmed that a fifth Maximum Ride book will be released on March 16, 2009. The title of the book was revealed to be Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel. A summary was released in mid-2008:
Maximum Ride and the other members of the Flock have barely recovered from their last arctic adventure, when they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and someone--or something--is destroying hundreds of ships. Unable to discover the cause, the government enlists the Flock to help them get to the bottom of the disaster before it is too late. While Max and her team are exploring the depths of the ocean, their every move is being carefully tracked by Mr. Chu--a criminal mastermind with his own plans for the Flock. Can they protect themselves from Mr. Chu's army of mercenaries and save the ocean from utter destruction?

Go on the website for more info and the soundtrack:
http://en.wikipedia.org/

l8er

-ash

back from ottawa and kittens?

yes, we may be getting another litter of kittens and yes, i am back from ottawa. no other news except that fang's blog should have bigger posts. seriously, you're famous, eh? show you care!

-ash

party all night?!?!?!

are you sure an all night party would be fun? wouldn't you get bored? i definitely don't think so and i would to answer those questions. i am not one for parties and various loud noises. that is why i am writing on my blog while this party is going on. there you have it. end of story.

l8er
-ash

My Wierd Sister

some pictures from my sister. she's wierd. these are pretty funny though... :D

-ash

ottawa marc 2

ha ha funny...today i am going to the parliament buildings. that, im sure, will be very exciting. i can bring my camera along and take pictures. there's now about 100 people here at the terry fox center. lots of people...well, more later on.
l8er
-ash

in ottawa

hey how you doin? I'm grrrreat!

the flight here was awesome. when we landed, we went through lots of thick clouds. it must've been raining here recently. it was sooooo cool! if you ever were wondering what clouds look like up close, it's like fog, only whiter and thicker. when we got to 30000 feet, my window had some frost on it. the clouds were my favorite part of the flight.

when i got to ottawa, there were people waiting. in total, about 20 people are here.

i'll try to check in every day. there's msn here, too.

-ash

Update on my boring life

Well, the kittens are gone and I once again have nothing to occupy my time. We may get more cats later.

School's a drag as usual, I have no extracaricular (is that spelt right?) activities, nor do I want any. On the plus side, I will be leaving for OTTAWA in 1.5 weeks. On a PLANE. Yeah, so I'm kinda excited about that.

My sis's b-day is on the 27th, then i'm going to ottawa, then it's my birthday on the 25th of oct. , then i'm going to roseau river camp reunion thinger in nov. ...wow. my life got more exciting over a span of 3 months. crazy...

This is Himura Kenshin (english version is backwords). He is the main character of a very funny anime called Rurouni Kenshin: Wandering Samuri. It is exciting and funny and amazing. I love it. Kenshin has friends that help him get through his days. They are Sanosake, Yahiko, Kaoru, and Megumi. Sano is my fav. along with Kenshin. Sano is also about 2 feet taller than Kenshin (he is very short. This is Sano.

Naruto (Fan Flash) -VERY funny-

l8er

-ash

school starts once more...literally!

i have only one more year of school. then i have to go to collage, but that's beside the point.

first day of school: what did i learn? i hate ela. i now like gym even more than before (it changed to something athletically and coordinatedly challenged people can enjoy as well). (i am one of those sports challenged people also a little in the coordination area too).
l8er
-ash

foster: they can stay!

for 2 more weeks, anyway. i don't have to say good bye yet!

l8er
-ash

foster: the end?

I don't really know if it is actually the end. My mom is currently getting their shots done. They may be old enough now. I will miss them...but not their messes.

l8er
-ash

Foster: 1st time (update)

The kittens' names have changed. Neji is now Mooshoo (our former cat- see earlier posts), Renn is Mojo (our dog), JJ is Ninny (a cat we had a long time ago), Emily, Kayla, Tiger, Max are still the same.
l8er!
-ash

Foster: 1st time!

Well, I get to foster 7 kittens now! They are really cute. All of them are grey and white. 3 are long haired, 4 short. Only one male. Me and k-la named them Neji (male, and yes it is from naruto), Emily, JJ, Max (again, yes it is from maximum ride), Tiger, Renn, and Kayla (what can i say? she reminded me of my sister!).

l8er!
-ash

Foster: the outcome

My dad actually said yes! I am so excited to get started!!! I wonder what it will be like? I know it will be fun! I can't wait!!!!!!!

l8er!
-ash

Foster!

My family (by "my family" i actually mean me and maybe my sister) might go into a foster program! so exciting! yay! fostering animals that need time away from the shelter seems like it might be fun. i love animals (as you know from my profile) and think i would be a great temporary mother for the animals. i can't wait to know if i can actually foster. it's all up to my dad. he is not very fond of animals in his house. hope he says yes!

l8er!

-ash

Maximum Ride 5! Exciting, eh?

MR5 is coming out on March 16 2009. Here is the "back of the book short version" :

Maximum Ride and the other members of the Flock have barely recovered from their last arctic adventure, when they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and someone--or "something"--is destroying hundreds of ships. Unable to discover the cause, the government enlists the Flock to help them get to the bottom of the disaster before it is too late. While Max and her team are exploring the depths of the ocean, their every move is being carefully tracked by Mr. Chu--a criminal mastermind with his own plans for the Flock. Can they protect themselves from Mr. Chu's army of mercenaries and save the ocean from utter destruction? "A James Patterson Pageturner"In the spirit of the most enduring hit movies and books, James Patterson has written this story for readers from ten to a hundred and ten. Special care has been taken with the language and content of MAXIMUM RIDE 5.

A librarian wrote this. Is this really what MR will look like manga style?

Teens,There is new stuff just for you in the New Books section. It has been really popular, with some of the material going out in just one day…..so hurry and check it out! We recently acquired the first Maximum Ride book by James Patterson, and some cool new Manga. Let me know what you like, and what you love, and we will build a collection that you will love to use!

ya, ya. alright!

l8er, eh?

-ash

stolen picture of awesomness

I stole this pic form Izzy! take that! :P

l8er!

-ash/kit

evolution of dance

This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

l8er!
-ash aka kit

By the Way...

Just to let you know, I have wings. They are beautiful. Black and White, 16 feet across. Amazing. Flying feels so good. For a long time i couldn't fly. People stopped me. Then i escaped! The flock is my family now! I can fly all i want!
Just to let you know.
l8er!
-ash aka. kit

One Piece

To watch subbed One Piece go here:
www.animecrazy.net
I look forever and never can find One Piece subbed in english. I finally found a site!

l8er
-ash

MR 5 and Film

Here is the most recent update on the MR movies and book 5:
Film
In January 2007 it was announced that a film would be created based on the Maximum Ride series[citation needed]. The producer will be Avi Arad, one of the producers of Spider-Man, X-Men and other Marvel movies[10]. In an interview with James Patterson[citation needed], it was revealed Arad has already planned out the first two movies[citation needed]. The release date of the movie is likely to be between 2010-2012[11].
*from Wikipedia*
MR5
Comfortable in their new safe house, Max and the rest of the Flock finally begin to feel optimistic about their newly-gained freedom. Then the Machine Geeks appear--part machine, part human, totally destructive. They are in the service of an ominous Mr. Chu, who has his eyes on the Flock and their unique abilities. And if he can't have them, he'll make sure nobody else can either As the Flock battles the Machine Geeks, trouble is bubbling to the surface of the ocean. Millions of fish are dying …
*from chapters.indigo.ca*

l8er
-ash

Maximum Ride 4!!!!

Yes, the 4th book is now out! I am really excited to get to read it.
Spring Break is coming in 4 days! yah!

l8er!

-ash

hello again

yo! long time no see. i know it's my fault...sorry.
just to tell you, wolf's rain is an amazing anime. it's really cool.
i figure i will probably get a dog that looks kind of like a wolf. i like wolves.
look up the music video for "Mika Lollipop" it's neat.
go on the maximum ride website and you will see the first two chapters of the 4th book ... sounds EXCITING!
l8er!
-ash

Toiletpaper Dodgeball

Yes, that is spelt correctly. toiletpaper dodgeball. me and my sister k-la made this game up. i will now explain:

Materials needed:
1 large bag of NEW toiletpaper (it stays together better)
1 hallway with two rooms with doorways facing one another (this will be your "cover" from flying toiletpaper)

Rules:
there are none! HA!
yes, everything goes.

what do you think? cool, eh?

till next time,

l8er!

-ash

Fang's Blog

I am currently trying to read ALL of the entries in Fang's Blog. They are very interesting and I could believe it all was true. NOT KIDDING! Even the pictures are matching with the posts. Everything makes sense. I wish I had wings more than ever. Preferably BLACK.

g2g
later!
-ash

Movie Info "Maximum Ride"

Movie info on "Maximum Ride"

In January 2007 it was announced that a film would be created based on the series.[citation needed] Fans were able to promote the making of the movie by "clicking" on the official Maximum Ride site. It will be based on the first three books in the series, but it is unknown whether or not the upcoming title will also be adapted. The action adventure will be produced by Avika Goldsman and Kerry Foster, written by Matthew Huffman and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. It is believed the film will be motion-captured animation, so all rumors that Amy Rose, who portrayed Max in the national commercial, will act as Max are false. The voice-over, however, of who will portray Max is unknown. We expect updates early in 2008. The movie itself will be based upon the three books in which Answers.com had known. The imagery, visual effects, and animation had been distributed by Sony Pictures Imageworks. [11] It is expected to be released in late 2008 or early 2009.

-ash

the other dogs

the other dogs are norwegian elkhound, german shepherd, and border collie. BTW.

-ash