Monday, October 27, 2008

Foster: Round II

Yes, we got 3 new kittens. They are smaller than the last. So cute.

I will post pictures of the last ones: (in order) Kayla, Ninny, Mooshoo, Tiger, Emily, Max, Mojo







L8er
-ash

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Quotes

These Quotes are from another blog: http://parkerbennett.blogspot.com/
I thought they were pretty funny.

"Who put a freakin' door in a freakin' doorway?! GOSH!!" -some random guy at school.
"They misunderestimated me" George W. Bush"
2+2=5 for extremly large values of two."-?
"You thought i thought you think I thought you think you thought? I think." - Patrick on spongebob.
"I reject your reality and substitue my own." - Adam Savage
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
It is better to be queit and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger andbetter idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
-Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers
-They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.
Pratt and Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
-Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees. Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
-China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. Former French President Charles De Gaulle
-"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." George Bush.
-"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.", Dilbert.
-"Hermits have no peer pressure." Steven Wright.
-"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave.
-"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." David Letterman.
-"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."Anonymous.
-"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." Anonymous.
-"Constipated People Don't Give A crap.", Anonymous.
-"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." Steven Wright.
-"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" Homer J Simpson.
-"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."Homer J Simpson.
-"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.", Anonymous.
-"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting." Finley Peter Dunne.
-"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools." Gene Brown.
-"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf." Anonymous.
-"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!" Eric Cartman.
-"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be" Anonymous.
-"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." Homer J Simpson.
-"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." Homer J. Simpson.
-"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." Homer J Simpson.
-"Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"Rita Rudner.

l8er

-ash

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Yo

Yo once again. If you have not seen Fang's Blog lately, GO SEE IT NOW! It's freakin' hilarious! Ok, It's not that funny, but it's still amazing. QUESTIONS! Go see it.

Maximum Ride is still on for 2010 and the new book is coming SOON! (book 5) and book 6 will be coming yet. There's also a manga out now. in 'Yen Press'. It's like shonen jump, only it isn't. It's Yen Press. Here's the wiki news:

[edit] Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel
It was confirmed that a fifth Maximum Ride book will be released on March 16, 2009. The title of the book was revealed to be Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel. A summary was released in mid-2008:
Maximum Ride and the other members of the Flock have barely recovered from their last arctic adventure, when they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and someone--or something--is destroying hundreds of ships. Unable to discover the cause, the government enlists the Flock to help them get to the bottom of the disaster before it is too late. While Max and her team are exploring the depths of the ocean, their every move is being carefully tracked by Mr. Chu--a criminal mastermind with his own plans for the Flock. Can they protect themselves from Mr. Chu's army of mercenaries and save the ocean from utter destruction?

Go on the website for more info and the soundtrack:
http://en.wikipedia.org/

l8er

-ash

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

back from ottawa and kittens?

yes, we may be getting another litter of kittens and yes, i am back from ottawa. no other news except that fang's blog should have bigger posts. seriously, you're famous, eh? show you care!

-ash

Friday, October 10, 2008

party all night?!?!?!

are you sure an all night party would be fun? wouldn't you get bored? i definitely don't think so and i would to answer those questions. i am not one for parties and various loud noises. that is why i am writing on my blog while this party is going on. there you have it. end of story.

l8er
-ash

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

My Wierd Sister












some pictures from my sister. she's wierd. these are pretty funny though... :D
-ash

Monday, October 6, 2008

ottawa marc 2

ha ha funny...today i am going to the parliament buildings. that, im sure, will be very exciting. i can bring my camera along and take pictures. there's now about 100 people here at the terry fox center. lots of people...well, more later on.
l8er
-ash

Sunday, October 5, 2008

in ottawa

hey how you doin? I'm grrrreat!

the flight here was awesome. when we landed, we went through lots of thick clouds. it must've been raining here recently. it was sooooo cool! if you ever were wondering what clouds look like up close, it's like fog, only whiter and thicker. when we got to 30000 feet, my window had some frost on it. the clouds were my favorite part of the flight.

when i got to ottawa, there were people waiting. in total, about 20 people are here.

i'll try to check in every day. there's msn here, too.

-ash